Last night Jesus appeared to me in a dream, so in my dream I shot him in the face. My motivation for the murder was because he forgot my birthday. Nearby, a child screams because the blood of his savior has splattered all over his body.

After the power I have over God himself causes me to beam with pride, the little boy looks at me and says, "Holy shit, you just killed Jesus." So I told him, "Rest in Peace," and blew his brains against the wall as well.

This was the point of the dream that

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So I went through a lot of hard work to put up a photo album. You can see it by clicking "Photos" in either the top menu or sidebar menu. I'll be putting up pictures as I take them, and I'll make posts when I updated it.

Some new pictures posted:

1. Gardens
2. Counting
3. Heather
4. Patent Pending
5. Dead End Girl
6. Doves
7. Another Night
8. Annabelle
9. Watching You
10. True Hate
11. Leave

I set up a internet-video-channel. This plays my content continuously, 24/7. Click "Video" up top, and go look.

I'm so proud of this, tell me if you think it's cool too! Just click "write reply" below this, and give me some feedback. Even if you think it's dumb/pointless.

There's not a lot of personal channels on the net yet, so I'm just elated that I figured out all the coding necessary to get up what I did. It'll be updated CONSTANTLY. So come around when you're bored and watch mind-numbing internet-television.

Anna and I made a mini-myth busters:

Starring
Antone Hammers
Anna DePagter

Song
"The Message" by Grandmaster Flash

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Hell's going to be one bitchin' party.

So my Dad has this little business where he makes 3, 3.5, and 4 foot pizzas for parties. I had to take his second oven and go make one by myself yesterday. It went okay, better than trying to film a video of yourself making a pizza with yourself. But here it is:


Song: "Guest List" by Screeching Weasel
(I was listening to My Brain Hurts, while making the pizza...)

Honestly, what the fuck? Domino's has this policy that makes us drivers take a drug test after any on-the-job accident, at fault or not at fault.

Now if you know me, this is no big deal, I'm cleaner than the gloves the doctors used when collecting my urine sample, but I had to leave work to sit in a free-clinic waiting room for over an hour, and resulted in 2 hours of boredom while missing work. What an inconvience for absolutely no reason, right?

And what if I wasn't clean? How would that be fair to get tested after some asshole drunk driver ran into me while I was working, now I'm losing my job because I smoked something recently and not even on the job.

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