That sums up this fucking sweaty weekend.

But on to a different topic. Why do I have this ridiculously strong urge to smoke all of a sudden? I think smoking is the dumbest most harmful thing you can do to yourself, yet I find it very desireable. I took up taking drags off my friends' smokes, and thinking it's funny getting a buzz. I get all light headed, and since I'm so sXe, I'm like "whoah, can I even fucking drive?"

I even lit one up someone left in my car on Friday. I was very confused by this event. I've never even been curious about being drunk or high, but as far as cigarettes go, I want them in my mouth right now.

So should I just give up and give in? I mean, I'll probably lose ten pounds, cause I eat when I'm bored now. And I'll be taking extra walking trips outside. Plus, I'll be really cool and get stained teeth. I doubt I'll start, but I'm on the edge right now.

I need a cigarette.

Album out October 24th.


"No It Isn't" by Plus 44


Some words from Travis about Tom:
"I have to say you're definitely seeing what the real Tom was like, and that's the only comment I'll make about him or his band," Barker said. "But everything happens for a reason. If the Blink breakup didn't happen, we wouldn't be here right now, and we wouldn't have been able to make the record we did. ... It's the best thing in the world." "

New songs from both side projects:

Matt Skiba and Joe Steinbrick:


"Another Night" by Heavens

Brendan Kelly, Neil Hennessy, and Dan Andriano:


"The Lay-Z-Boy 500" by The Falcon

"Intelligent design should be taught in schools," the car parked in the space ahead of me had painted yellow on its rear window.

Now I'm not anti-religion, and I'm actually more conservative than liberal, but is this a retarded request or what? What's there to teach? I'm pretty sure that my high school talked about eveloution, and mentioned that some people believe that the earth was created by a god.

There, I just taught you intelligent design in half a sentence. If you wanted more in depth teachings for the sake of education, I'm sure a philosiphy class would cover this area.

While I was working tonight, someone that works in one of the dorms I delivered to called in to complain about something. When my boss asked what the pizza guy looked like, the guy said, "He was the fat man."

The fat man. That's what I've become. I know I've always had more than enough meat on the bones, but I didn't know people actually think I'm just plain fat. This disappointed me, so I called up a couple of friends and tried to get them to tell me how fat I was on a scale of 1-10. I got a 7 and a 5.

So I figured I'd take my efforts to the World Wide Web and get some real honesty. So watch the following video posted here, and then leave me a comment that gives your rating from 1 to 10 (1=that little weasely kid that always talked big, but was just... a weasel. AND 10=the guy in the picture)

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This is absolutely pure genuis. Watch the whole thing.
Make sure you watch it all:

First off, I know it's kinda gay I really wanted to see this movie, but if you weren't already aware, I do have a strong desire to tickle my sigmoid colon with blunt objects. Secondly, it was an above average film. David Frankel (I think he did some Sex and the City stuff) has a whole bunch of unique shots during conversations that really draw you into the settings. Blah blah, like anyone cares.

Now the whole plot was kinda lame, but it doesn't matter cause Meryl Streep kind of nails her character like I hit my twelve year-old sister with a crowbar last week, and Anne Hathaway does the "little girl in the big city" thing that's always cute to me.

There's a scene where you are with Hathaway's character, Andi, and you know that all of this fashion business is superficial, and you can

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