Tickets are 65 bucks, and I think that includes an open bar. It's 18+ and if you wanna party with the Trio on New Years, get a limited edition 7", and watch me make out with Matt Skiba at midnight let me know!

The fact is, it's really hard to get Windows Media Player or Quicktime to work for everyone. So I went ahead and made my own video player that should work universally now. Here's a sample:
I should be working on getting everything switched over to the new player here soon. This way everyone can enjoy the videos, and I'm motivated to make some more.

Just looking through an old tape. Here ya go:

So I was having some good times at my buddy Kelly's tonight. Brought them booze, beat up Kelly for the money she owed me, held BoBo's hands, traumatized Molly by taking one sip of a drink.... All a normal night, right?

Well I met a guy tonight. I'll let him remain nameless for his own dignity for what I'm about to do to him. We'll call him a really gay name, like Sergio or something. So I'm just chillin out, testing my boundaries with all my friends there, when this guy introduces himself to me.

"Hey, I think I know you! Yea, you're Antone."
"Yes sir, and who might you be?" (Offer a handshake)
"Dude, I'm Sergio, do you know me?"
"Don't think so Serg."
"Aww shit, last week this guy said the same thing to me. "I know you from somewhere!" and I didn't know who this guy was, so he said "I think God brought us together." and he like touched my shoulder and shit. How fucking gay is that?"
(nervous laughter)

So anyway, I pin Serg as a grade A homophobe, well boy was I right/wrong. The next few hours consisted of him getting drunker, and consistently trying to get me to dance with him. I resisted to the best of my abilities, dancing makes me uncomfortable, throw in a strange homophobic man trying to dance with me, I smell flamer.

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Tonight I met with Mike Kinsella (Owen, American Football, Joan of Arc, Cap'n Jazz) after his set opening for Copeland and the Appleseed Cast at the Varsity Theatre. His set was just him and acoustic guitar, which was a little disappointing considering his cd's sound amazing with a band. But the guy is purely amazing at playing his guitar. I'd reccommend you'd check him out. Hell, here's a song:



"She's a Thief" by Owen

So after his set, my buddy Ryan had set up an interview for his TV show, so I got to go meet with Mike and talk to him about music and football. He was a really great guy, and a lot of fun to meet. He's a big celeb in my mind, but really if you're reading this still you know who he is, otherwise you would have written this off after I dropped his name. So listen to the fucking song and hail him as your new god, because god changes with the weather of your life anyway, you unstable fuck.

Thanks for checking out the website! The old design wasn't entirely my own, so I played around with it became my own.

-Notice the flash banner at the top for some slick navigation.
-Notice the new color scheme
-Notice the new layout
-Notice the "write reply" button below - Tell me what you think!
-Notice that it's almost 4am and I'm not sleeping.
-Notice I'm all alone right now.
-Notice me... :,[

There is some man sitting next to me in the quiet computer lab. He is listening to loud R&B music on his headphones, but they are not on his ears. They are on the side of his head and playing loud enough for me to hear at least three seats away.

Hold on, gotta take care of something...

Alright, if anyone asks, the blood on my shirt is actually kool-aid I spilled on myself while I was sitting at home watching television this afternoon. It is not blood, I did not put two pens in his nose, rip out his nostrils, and then stab him in both eyes. And the bruises on his neck are from a fall down the stairs.

"you ain't gotta call me your boo, just as bad as you wanna fuck i wanna fuck too."