So it's a not so busy night at work. But we're doing pretty steady business. We slow down later, I get a cute little visitor. And everything is normal.

Well then this crazy woman, aged about fifty years, short messy blonde hair, green jacket, scarf, red backpack. She orders a pizza, tries to pay with her watch. Jake, my assistant manager running the shift, denies her. She doesn't leave, but yells at her reflection in the window for the next ten minutes.
  
So Jake throws in some wings for her, tells her, she leaves. Ten minutes later, she's not back. So this other girl comes in, asks me if I'll show her how to make a pizza, I said Jake can show her, I'm just a driver. She's cute, Jake's happy. So after Jake shows her, she's drunk and eating her pizza in the lobby. We're outside having a smoke break, and her buddies come in and take her around the corner.
  
I check around the corner to see if they're nearby, Jake goes inside. I notice a bag and coat sitting out by Jake's car. I'm wondering if those kids left it. Take another look, realize the crazy old bat from the begging of this story is sitting in his back seat talking to herself some more. I lose it, run inside.
 
I'm cracking up while Jake runs outside. He sits in his front passenger seat, and talks to her in the back on the same side with his legs hanging out the door. I grab my pizzas for my delivery, already content with this situation, but it only gets better when I walk back out and see her still in there.
 

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Nothing like three straight guys doing laundry.

Nothing special really.

Roommate and I discussed. Everything about this video is crude. Just had to use final cut. The only things I like about it are the parking meter sequence and the light sequence i made in about 10 minutes at the end. Oh yea, and the song rules.

On the included DVD:

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