Today the DirecTV dude came to check out my dish since I hadn't had service since the snow storm. He called and woke me up a little before 2, I went down to let him in. I explained how I didn't have service, laughed and said, "It'll be funny if it just works now." So we checked it out, it did. We laughed, he wanted to look at the dish. "Yea, if a little snow gets on these it can block it. I went to my ma's yesterday and it wasn't working she said, so I threw a snowball at it and knocked the snow right off, works great."

So we went out, I showed him where it was. We threw snow balls at it. Then suddenly, 2 kids appear to our right throwing snowballs at us. So me and the DirecTV guy start hucking em back. No gloves, therefore these kids are pretty much kicking our asses. Then I see a third kid coming up behind the DirecTV dude, "behind you!" I yell and we take on him too.

Mr. DirecTV decides his hands are freezing and retreats, I say, "We're waving the white flag man!" One of the brats tells me there is no white flag, so I have to run too. Haha, good times.

I've got nothing to say.

I have to poop.