So I'm driving home from my lady friend's house tonight after a pleasant Christmas-Family day, when I pass a car flipped on it's side and people swarming outside of it. I pull over, call 911, they ask if they need an ambulance. I get out of my car, ask if everyone is okay, the woman driving is out of the car and okay.

Well as we sit there waiting for the trooper and tow, I offer the woman a warm spot in the car being all Minnesotan and everything. She asks if I have any gum, and I ask, "Well have you been drinking tonight?" She confirms that she has, and everyone else had left the scene. I recall advice given to me by Domino's employees, if you're ever in an accident and have drank anything, get out of there if you can. You'll be towed and impounded, but you avoid legal troubles of driving under the influence. So I offer her a ride to her boyfriend. She accepts. Boyfriend super pissed off at her and telling her she deserves a DUI, and I'm thinking, "does she?"

Well I drop her off and her boyfriend thanks me. Then I call my girlfriend, she says, "She deserves a DUI." I'm starting to agree, why did I get her out of there? I'm happy no one was hurt, but someone could have been, badly. Even I could've been caught up in that accident somehow, so maybe I should've just gave her the spot to sit and await her fate. I think her boyfriend was taking her back there anyway, so maybe justice all worked itself out. But I guess I aided and embedded a drunk driver, which might've been pretty retarded. She seemed sober, completely, so maybe it was nothing. She just might've had some drinks earlier and sobered up. But still, was it right or wrong? Bleh, beats me, can't change it now. Thought I was doing something extremely noble, but I guess maybe it wasn't the right thing to do.

Whatever, just another crazy story to tell now.

Well, I just bought a T-Mobile Dash, now I'm working on some home screens and such other things for windows mobile 6 (wm6.) Anywho, if anyone comes across this and likes it, feel free to take it. Instructions on how to use it are in the readme.txt file.




download it here: dexter.zip

Tell me what you think!

So cafepress.com is more amazing than I thought. I just typed in "Arrested Development" and the most awesome shit came up. Anything to do with that show makes me more giddy than a school boy.

So here's what I want for Christmas if you're thinking of getting me a present (which will be none of you. haha click the picture to buy it for me):


in blue



coffee mug



in green



mouse pad

these bring joy to my life. i'm a large size. merry christmas, celebrate my birth.