This has been on my back burner for a long time. But I have a bone to pick with the many people that order pizza from the Domino's at the U of M. From now on, any "you" I use will use refers to kids who live in the dorms, football players, leaders of student organizations, black people, asian people, and drunken douche bags that don't know how to order a pizza.

Let's start with the inciting incident for this late night rant. A man calls us up 20 minutes before close. I take his order........

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I am so sick and tired of people talking about shit like it matters. Today I painfully sat through a discussion of how people manifest memories and what the definition of a memory actually is.

"Nothing idea or thing is ever original it all comes from memory"
"No that's not true! People can have original ideas."
"durrrrrrrr!"
"potstickers!"

Though I am not accurately able to recreate the hour of bullshit pouring out of these peoples mouths, I can pretty much sum it up in this following sentence. "Let's decide that no thoughts are original unless they are created in an environment that has never had an influencing factor."

Now that I'm pissed off let me do some math.

Cost of My Semester - 6,173.28 / Hours Spent in Class this Semester - 136 =

$45.39

That's right 45 bucks spent of my money to fucking sit and watch people talk as if they were intellectuals about nothing. Nothing! Just blowing air across the table to each other. I actually told the kid next to me, " I want to smash my face on the table until I can't hear anymore." Who seemed confused then participated in the conversation about how much more you can try to make yourself seem interesting than the people looking at you across the table. Please government, don't allow me to buy a handgun. It will not be used for protection.

Disclaimer: This is an extremely over-emphasized version of what happened. For entertainment purposes only. I didn't expect anyone to come across this, but someone did. So I just want to say this comes from a culmination from many conversations I've had in art classes that haven't sparked me, but I'm obviously outside the realm of a lot of these types of philosophical discussions. So please take what I say with a grain of salt.