Seriously, how many people a day miss the meter maid by one fucking second. I'm walking up to drop some more quarters in, and she's there, writing my ticket. I know it's my own damn fault for not getting there earlier. I'm in class, distracted by facebook and zoning out, but come on! Now I've gotta pay 34 dollars when I coulda paid 50 cents.

I also just searched meter maid and saw this picture and found it to be humorous. Apparently they give an award to women, like a Miss Anytown kinda thing. Why? Not sure. I should apply.

Seriously, is there anything more bad ass than shooting a gun? What kind of man hasn't held a pretty legit air rifle or pistol and didn't have the urge to kill something? I used to run around this place my family used to live and shoot birds with a pellet gun, and then feed them to the cats. They used to look at me and say, "Antone, you're so manly." Primitively hunting prey in order to feed it to my family, which was cats at the time apparently, put hair on my chest at the ripe age of ten.

So is this a pro-hunting post? No. I don't give a crap about sitting in stands shooting deer or water buffalo or snow leopards. I have strongly desired to take a little .9mm or a sweet .45, whatever I can get my hands on, and shoot a trunk of tree and feel my penis grow a whole inch. I don't desire to own one, because it would quickly consume my life. I would be afraid of it at first, but about three hours of just staring at it, I would be running down to the river to find a hobo. No, not to murder you sicko, who do you think I am? I would show him my sweet piece and he would tell me how awesome I am, cause he'd be the only person up at 5AM when I decide I'm finally going to pick this thing up and take it for a test shot.

Now let me just break it down for you... Shooting a gun makes you more bad ass than you ever could be without doing so. Just take a glance at some of the most bad ass people in history. Dudes swinging guns all over the place. They don't always have to shoot people with em, sometimes they shoot gas tanks inciting an explosion, killing hundreds of people. The explosion makes the gun even more bad ass. But hey, still you're not as bad ass if you can't get your gun knocked out of your hand and still punch some mother fucker harder than he can punch you.

Pretty sure this has just turned into rambling now, but my main point is, let me shoot your handgun at like a shooting range or something. I feel like it'd be a good time.